The Apprentice Not-Drinking Game

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In the spirit of Mr Trump and conspicuous consumption, here's a fun game for you to play at home!

First, gather round a small but elite group of your friends. Then prepare several platters of expensive truffles, carelessly heap some caviar on your best crackers, and break out the endangered species you've been saving for a special occasion.

Eat one hors d'oeuvre whenever:

• George or Carolyn is replaced for an episode
• The Donald refers to Lenny being a) Russian or b) a comedian
• The Donald refers to Tarek being a Mensa member
• Lee is absent for religious reasons
• Andrea brings up her personal wealth and how it makes her a superior person
• You suspect Andrea is actually a cyborg
• Charmaine is partly responsible for a loss but isn't brought into the final boardroom
• Trumpy says "IN-DUST-ree"

Eat two hors d'oeuvre whenever:

• Robin leaves her desk
• The Donald asserts his heterosexuality by commenting on the physical assets of one of the women
• Tammy's eyebrows annoy you
• A female contestant spoons with Sean
• You secretly wish they'd kept Brent on because at least he was interesting
• You secretly think about trying Brent's bagel diet
• You remember that Leslie is still on the show

Cram a handful of 'em right in if:

• The Donald dances
• A male contestant spoons with Sean