Poem for Jay McCarroll

O! Project Jay
Let's take a tray
to your buffet
without delay.
You're super gay!
You love to play
with being fey
your wit risque
nothing's halfway

Despite cliche
(franchise puree)
you aren't passe

Project Runway:
you're rich sorbet!
you're cheese souffle!
I hail you: yay!

Keep frauds at bay -

Wendy Pepper Spray?
You know I'd pay
for your display
on screen each day.
I wish that they
would finally say
you were a series and not a one off special.