Survivor Guatemala ep 1: an acrostic poem

S is for snakes and for spiders, replacing the time-lapse cloud shot.
U is for urge to purge: puking! All the boys got real sick and too hot.
R is for real, like the ruins. It's as though they were built for the show!
V is for villain, who hides things. So far Gary's kept his past down-low.
I is for inbred - not Brandon, who turned out to be quite a card.
V is for virgin, like jungle. This season looks gruelling and hard...
O is for out of the closet. I'd picked Brian, now I'll add Rafe.
R is for ratings - a downturn? Or will Jeff and his team remain safe?